Today it will be over. People will be normal again. You can now get off to sticking a Squirtle dildo inside of yourself.
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And of course I just had to share these amazing creations with you. Scary, I know. But what the hell has this all got to do with adult toys?
Rule 34 pretty much speaks for itself. If you're not familiar, just Google it. But as an offshoot of Rule 34 that I'm inventing now, if something's popular enough, eventually, somebody's going to make a themed sex toy of said popular thing.
With thanks to Etsy shop GeekySexToyswho supply an impressive and at times baffling array of fan themed dildos. And they're selling fast. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have.
If you've ever wanted the pointed, flame-tipped tail of Charizard inside your body sexually, all we can say to you is this: what a time to be alive. Included in the set is a combination of dildos and butt plugs that's sure to make you Squirtle with pleasure. You can find these things on the Etsy shop Geeky Sex Toyswhere the aforementioned Australian couple also sells an even wider range of phallic nerd devices for orifice pleasure.
Getting over a breakup is never easy. After you've invested time in a person, formed a meaningful bond, and gotten used to having them as a central part of your life, it's hard to cut ties entirely. It's no surprise, then, that the urge to text an ex can be almost unbearable.
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