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Rule 34 pretty much speaks for itself. If you're not familiar, just Google it. But as an offshoot of Rule 34 that I'm inventing now, if something's popular enough, eventually, somebody's going to make a themed sex toy of said popular thing.

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If you've ever wanted the pointed, flame-tipped tail of Charizard inside your body sexually, all we can say to you is this: what a time to be alive. Included in the set is a combination of dildos and butt plugs that's sure to make you Squirtle with pleasure. You can find these things on the Etsy shop Geeky Sex Toyswhere the aforementioned Australian couple also sells an even wider range of phallic nerd devices for orifice pleasure.

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What do you buy for the sex nerd in your life who has everything? Consider adding this to their dildo hutch: " Pokemon Go" sex toys. Yes, the four-week-old augmented reality mobile game has already inspired pornbaby namesCraigslist casual encountersand its own dating appbut now you can enhance at least three out of those four experiences with four new dildos from Australia-based company Geeky Sex Toys.

What kind of motley crew would want to put its name on a new range of vibrators? Black leather. However, the Crue are not the first to get into this line of business. Brace yourself.