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Jamie Morton once received an email from his dad containing one poorly written, not-sexy pornographic novel about a woman called Belinda rising to the top in the steamy world of the pots and pans industry. These twins in New York, their mum made them these amazing blinking shirts. Someone came as the Horse and Jockey pub — very conceptual.

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I know that look because I bore it for several days last month while reading E. The actor Michael Sheen has likened it to Hamlet. Accidental work of art?

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A series in which Jamie Morton reads out chapters from the erotic books his 60 year-old dad has written. He's joined by his friends James Cooper and Alice Levine. New to the show?

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The man behind the hilarious podcast My Dad Wrote A Porno shares his advice on how not to write erotica. Yes, Morton is an expert on bad porn…. Surely the whole point is that you want to get people excited and turned on?

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Personally, I find video porn kind of limiting. My erotic imagination is simultaneously vast and very specific and I feel like videos are just too prescriptive. But I just prefer written erotica to visual porn, probably because it lets my imagination go wherever it wants to.

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Origin: Shortening of pornographic or pornography. Attested from midth century. Porno is a novel published in by Scottish writer Irvine Welsh, and is the sequel to Trainspotting.

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